Lubricant Pen

*lubricates key holes*lubricates license plate bolts and screws*lubricates door latch to gas cap*lubricates sunshade joints*lubricates air nozzle of balloon pump*lubricates adjuster button on canes*lubricates swiveling picture hangers*lubricates piano bench hinges*lubricates cigarette case hinges*lubricates hinges on refrigerator door*lubricates piano lid hinges*lubricates hinges on swing doors*lubricates bird house hinges*lubricates cash drawer locks*lubricates crank mechanism on pencil sharpener*lubricates spinning magazine racks*lubricates stuck vending machine knobs*lubricates bass drum and high hat pedals*lubricates tuning mechanism on scanners*keeps office chair wheels rolling smoothly*penetrates rusted screws on board ships*lubricates kiln lid hinges*loosens stuck locks on parking meters